{"id":1026,"date":"2014-06-05T06:50:56","date_gmt":"2014-06-05T10:50:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ammatte.ca\/?p=1026"},"modified":"2014-06-04T17:24:49","modified_gmt":"2014-06-04T21:24:49","slug":"thursday-throwback-titanias-table","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ammatte.ca\/?p=1026","title":{"rendered":"Thursday Throwback &#8211; Titania&rsquo;s Table"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I was twelve years old, I wrote a one-act play based on Shakespeare&rsquo;s, called <em>A Child View of Shakespeare<\/em>. In it,\u00a0Juliet does not love Romeo and a Pharaoh &#8211; Cleopatra &#8211; is disinterested by her suitors. Viola is writing a tell-all book about her boss, and there is the obligatory identical twin <em>quiproquo<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>To my young ears, Shakespeare&rsquo;s iambic pentametre sounded just as rhythmic and as rhyme-y as Dr. Seuss, so that&rsquo;s what the play sounds like. Basically,\u00a0<em>A Child View of Shakespeare\u00a0<\/em>is iconic characters\u00a0stirred up in Macbeth\u2019s witches\u2019 pot to deliciously silly results.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"data:image\/jpeg;base64,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\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Fast forward two decades (ahem) later, when CBC Writes launched its <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbc.ca\/books\/canadawrites\/2014\/04\/celebrate-shakespeares-450th-birthday-with-the-shakespeare-selfie-challenge.html\" target=\"_blank\">Shakespeare Selfie Challenge<\/a> to celebrate the playwright&rsquo;s 450th birthday,\u00a0asking Canadians to\u00a0take a Shakespearean character, situate him or her in a present-day scenario, and write a new soliloquy or monologue (an old-timey selfie) for that character.<\/p>\n<p>So, I dug through\u00a0<em>A Child&rsquo;s View of Shakespeare<\/em> and pulled out a passage to submit to the challenge. I recycled my twelve-year-old self&rsquo;s banquet-themed monologue and breathed new life into it through Queen of the Fairies Titania&rsquo;s voice. What if she were the host of a modern-day cooking show?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbc.ca\/books\/canadawrites\/2014\/05\/shakespeare-selfie-titania.html\" target=\"_blank\">Click here to read Titania&rsquo;s Shakespeare Selfie<\/a>\u00a0&#8211; do you see the Shakespearian and Seussian influence?<\/p>\n<h1><\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was twelve years old, I wrote a one-act play based on Shakespeare&rsquo;s, called A Child View of Shakespeare. In it,\u00a0Juliet does not love Romeo and a Pharaoh &#8211; Cleopatra &#8211; is disinterested by her suitors. Viola is writing<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[516,515,73,518,521,520,519,86,517],"language":[7],"class_list":["post-1026","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-a-childs-view-of-shakespeare","tag-cbc-writes","tag-challenge","tag-dr-seuss","tag-iambic-pentametre","tag-monologue","tag-selfie","tag-shakespeare","tag-titania","language-en_ca"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ammatte.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1026","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ammatte.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ammatte.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ammatte.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ammatte.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1026"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.ammatte.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1026\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1030,"href":"https:\/\/www.ammatte.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1026\/revisions\/1030"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ammatte.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ammatte.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ammatte.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1026"},{"taxonomy":"language","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ammatte.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Flanguage&post=1026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}